A day in the life of Sarah and Katie

Katie & Sarah

(Two best friends upon seeing each other after a long day.)

Katie: Surprise greeting!

Sarah: Excited super cheesy greeting!!

Katie: Animated question?

Sarah: Enthusiastic answer! Energetic question?

Katie: Introverted non-committal response.

Sarah: Hurt and embarrassed dismissal.

Katie: Reengaging statement.

Sarah: Half-hearted response.

Katie: Metabolic question?

Sarah: Titillated response.

Katie: Awkward silence.

Sarah: Pregnant pause. Overly confident question?

Katie: Nervous laughter.

Sarah: Defensive dismissal laughter.

Katie: Urgent statement. Pressing question?

Sarah: Rhetorical question?

Katie: Obstinate statement.

Sarah: Accusatory putdown.

Katie: Aggressive ursine personal attack.

Sarah: Irritated question? Confused question?

Katie: Random fact.

Sarah: Purpose-driven question?

Katie: Random fact.

Sarah: Repeated purposefully driven question?

Katie: Random fact.

Sarah: Piqued response.

Katie: Mutilated baby-babble.

Sarah: Clarify question?

Katie: Magnanimous excuse.

Sarah: Obsolete explanation.

Katie: Question?

Sarah: Statement.

Katie: Surprised response. Closing statement.

Sarah: Final chortle. Statement.

(Hug and depart)